Ake on his way ?

He goes?...He goes! Shrug....Shrug twice even ..Heavens to Murgatroyd even! Sell him now to Chelsea. .... bugger the Window! Err ...thas where e come from innit? Oh hang on....then we could have im on loan again ..wowser!.. OR sign some Vucker from Piddletrenthide Fc Reserves and f#cking well get on with our season! Red n Black rules OK!
 
If he did go I would love it to be to a top continental club in say Spain or Italy . Just to piss the usual vultures in this country off. Also I can see him playing for one of the big 3 in Spain I think it would suit his style of play.
 
Phil Jones..can't see much wrong with that! Ideal ..he is only 26 , plenty of experience. England International ....has played well against us before! You can't really judge him too accurately in the current inconsistencies at United! Effin good player in many people's eyes!
Couldn't possibly be a worse signing than Mings( or Rico?) if he signed and managed to play 10 to 15 games from January to May!!
 
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Phil Jones..can't see much wrong with that! Ideal ..he is only 26 , plenty of experience. England International ....has played well against us before! You can't really judge him too accurately in the current inconsistencies at United! Effin good player in many people's eyes!
Couldn't possibly be a worse signing than Mings( or Rico?) if he signed and managed to play 10 to 15 games from January to May!!

how many grolsch's u had now?!
 
FIFA apparently want to give Chelsea a 2 year transfer ban. If this happens that’s great news for us as it effectively makes the Aké buy back clause irrelevant
Aren't there 4 other clubs too?
Would be kind of fantastic for us if 5 of the top-6 got long-term transfer bans.
"Hey, you'd like to come to the Premier League? Well, we're the highest-ranked club you can come to, welcome aboard!"
 
The worry being that if this ban threat is viable, then wouldn't Chelsea want to hammer the signings this window if the next window will be closed and the three after that
 
Aren't there 4 other clubs too?
Would be kind of fantastic for us if 5 of the top-6 got long-term transfer bans.
"Hey, you'd like to come to the Premier League? Well, we're the highest-ranked club you can come to, welcome aboard!"

But Chelsea won't go short as they have 47ish players out on loan. So they'll be fine.
 

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