How about this as an updated version of Eddie had a dream
Bournemouth is our team, on minus 17 we had no money so we signed our players on lone.
We play from the back with pace in attack
From Dean Court in Dorset the Cherries fight Back
Shame it's too late to ask the club to put this in the match day programme.
Perhaps it needs to be printed on flyers and handed out before the game on Saturday. Some in the stands need a reality check and a kick up the bum
After manure's performance last night perhaps as he's an old boy & ex-England manager (looks good on a CV) they might take him on as a replacement for LVG. Hope so, that would would give us 3 nailed on points for our last game of the season