Recent content by Hillviewred

Scott will come good I reckon

Would love Bish in our team now,one of the best passers ever

I’m more of a five minute man,myself

Gets popcorn out

Desperation times for them

I think refs like Mike Dean and Gallagher use to come across as arrogant,the better ones would talk to the players on the same level,but I couldn’t be a ref with all the shite they get.

Tetley was his nickname

Simon Jackson is a good mate of mine

I have three brothers in their seventies,Mick,Nick and Don.Mick and Nick take viagra but it’s none for are Don.

I thought Cook was very good,but as usual,we seem to miss lots of chances and never get many decisions go our way.

You should of given her your battered sausage

I remember in the eighties,about thirty of us,from Bearwood,West Howe and East Howe,were on a stag do.It was a Friday night and we got in the Swan about seven thirty.All the local hooligans were there,it was their local,and it went silent as we go in.Luckily for the landlord,one of our lot was...

Last night I changed the ringtone on my alarm to the Hokey Cokey.It took me twenty minutes to get out of bed this morning.

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?Lets see a show of hands.

I was on my bungalow roof today clearing the moss away.I needed a poo but couldn’t be bothered to go down the ladder so I did it there and then.I told my missus about it when I came down and she isn’t talking to me.Has anyone got any advice on how i can wipe the slate clean.