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    Non - Mangled Song Lyrics

    The old chestnut by Hendrix - Purple Haze ... 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy !!!
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    NON: Wednesday fun day

    I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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    Non- Rock's Greatest Generation .... and the next one.

    Remaining Moodies ... Denny Laine, Mike Pinder, " .. just singers in a Rock 'n Roll band " Justin Hayward & John Lodge and Patrick Moraz
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    Non- Favourite Concert Ever ....

    Some great posts and lots of interesting comments. Brought back tons of memories from 60 years of concert going. Thanks TJ for kicking off the thread. For me, my Favourite Concert Ever is and will always be the Beatles at the Gaumont, as it was the first big, live, loud show my parents let me...
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    Non - worst ever concert

    Brian Ferry at a non-descript hall in Cleveland, OH circa summer 1997. Not his fault tho', as the show was scheduled as an outdoor evening concert. The weather loomed dangerously and so it was quickly relocated to an indoors venue. Evidently the sound guy wasn't told! Regardless, Brian...
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    Saturday Joke

    Missing Wife Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 30 and 40. We don't do birthdays . OFFICER: Height? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER : Weight? Husband: Don't know...
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    Georgia Hall

    Very well done young lady. A great and convincing will. Another great win ... and this one, not in the most congenial of atmospheres for women.
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    Tuesday titter

    Continuing the cowboy theme .... A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers...
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    Monday Joke

    Looks like you're on a roll!!
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    Friday Joke

    9 Important Facts As We Grow Old Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart...
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    Joshua King

    ... but that's what he could have done with us for a few months late last season. So why now does that attitude make sense, when it didn't before?
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    Non - A Joe Biden Thread .....

    Not taking sides here but the pipeline is said to represent, across the route in the US, an unnecessary environmental risk ( potential leaks, catastrophic explosions, etc. ) and the crude, being of a particular grade, the additional pollution emitted from the US refinery is unwelcomed. There may...
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    Friday Funny

    A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The...
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    Wednesday joke.

    A real southern gentleman went to Las Vegas. Sitting in a cocktail lounge, and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady. Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!"...
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    Non - How many of these do you have?

    Just 3 .... but many tracks from others on "Best of ... "s and compilations. I'm cheap I know but do they count?

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