What a wet, cold and windy nightmare yesterday was…truly a nightmare before Christmas.
Still onward and our 16th day on our cuddly Advent Calendar.
But hark, what is this behind our frosted window?
An exam paper? Yes chums. At this time of year students are having to take exams….and I have managed to get hold of some of the multiple choice questions from the AFCB JCL (Johnny Come Lately) exam. All JCL’s must pass this to show their knowledge of our wonderful club. Here are some of the questions I have managed to sneak to you….
3. Simon Francis’s average time for turning on the ball is:
A. 15 minutes
B. 67 minutes
C. 3 weeks
D. Simon Francis turning on the ball is in fact scientifically impossible
8. Steve Fletcher is:
A. A well known bodybuilder
B. A well loved club legend
C. A wardrobe
D. A brand of hair gel
9. Jordon Ibe is given the ball in plenty of space, does he:
A. Lose it
B. Lose it
C. Lose it
D. Lose it
17. The nickname of AFCB is:
A. The Cherries
B. The Anterior Cruciate Ligaments
C. The Mings
D. AFCB don’t have a nickname as funds at the club have to be spent on other priorities.
18. After having bought cup tickets online from the club, you:
A. Need counselling
B. Have no computer as you have smashed the bloody buggering thing up.
C. Are very old
D. Are ticketless
33. AFCB are most famously known for:
A. Queues
B. Football
C. Injuries
D. Moaners
49. The Vitality Stadium is traditionally known as:
A. Dean Court
B. Dean Windass
C. “The Dean and I” by 10cc
D. That place where I get my prawn sandwiches and a glass of wine, sit in my box and pretend I’ve been supporting the club for years…..
PS....the calendar might be a tad late tomorrow chums as I’m travelling to deepest darkest Devon.