England cricket

England have to DO what Englishmen Expects.. DUTY....roll up sleeves and bloody ' Ackle' ..tackle..grind ....like Aussies do...use ANY means to roll the buggers Over ( nay pun intended)
Trueman...Boycott...Botham.
And..if We bottles it...I don't wanna see or hear any Woofter coming in front of camera spouting a load of excuses !
 
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England have to DO what Englishmen Expects.. DUTY....roll up sleeves and bloody ' Ackle' ..tackle..grind ....like Aussies do...use ANY means to roll the buggers Over ( nay pun intended)
Trueman...Boycott...Botham.
And..if we bottle it...I don't wanna see or hear any Woofter coming in front of camera spouting a load of excuses !

the elite have contacted me again (fook knows why they pick me), to pass on that old_cherry "does write a load of crap" - not my words - don't shoot the messenger!
 
All 4 results still in play. Hope nobody digs up the pitch during the night.

George Davis is innocent!
Or maybe not...

Think an England win is the least likely now. Need to step up the scoring rate and the Indian bowlers won't allow us to without losing too many wickets.
Conserve wickets now and see if we are in a position to go for it later, or take the draw.
 
the elite have contacted me again (fook knows why they pick me), to pass on that old_cherry "does write a load of crap" - not my words - don't shoot the messenger!
Where is your illustrious leader? Doesn't seem to be about lately. I hope all is well.
 
Where is your illustrious leader? Doesn't seem to be about lately. I hope all is well.

she's downstairs, doing the ironing I told her to do. Oh, you mean Trenty, leader of the champagne socialist party? I have no idea, am sure he is ok
 
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George Davis is innocent!
Or maybe not...

Think an England win is the least likely now. Need to step up the scoring rate and the Indian bowlers won't allow us to without losing too many wickets.
Conserve wickets now and see if we are in a position to go for it later, or take the draw.
You called it Jim. My faith wasn’t justified. Bit like Boscombe I suppose.
 
Rooty...good batsman ...worth keeping on ..but captain ?.. Geeeet 'I'm aahhhht of it fer f'sake man !

..comes on the mic talkin '. Muffins and Blackberry Jam....
You f√cking got beat man !. beat ..by sublime bowling...WE saw the buggers ripping in..
All you gotta say is " We were sh*te'..i'm sorry..and i'll f√cking 'sort it'..Man Up..your an Englishman ffs !
 
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Rooty...good batsman ...worth keeping on ..but captain ?.. Geeeet i'm Ahhhht of it fer f'sake man !

..comes on the mic talkin '. Muffins and BlackBerry jam....
You f√cking got beat man.. beat ..by sublime bowling...we saw the buggers ripping in..
All you gotta say is " We were sh*te'..i'm sorry..and i'll f√cking 'sort it'..Man Up..your an Englishman ffs !
Time for the best captain in the Championship. Might not cut it as a batsman at that level but then neither did Brearley.
 
Final match cancelled because of COVID in the Indian squad, they don't want to be told to quarantine before the big money IPL starts next week so are leaving a.s.a.p.
Massive disappointment, especially for the 21,000 people about to turn up today for the game.
 

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