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  1. stanthevan

    Non the advantage rule

    It’s gone to pot. It used to be that the ref would let the game continue if the aggrieved team had a real goal scoring opportunity. Now, it’s play on if they have possession even when a free kick would be much more of an advantage.
  2. stanthevan

    Let’s all laugh at Leeds.

    I know it’s Man Utd but still it’s funny.
  3. stanthevan

    non European floods

    Even the politicians are admitting it's down to climate change. Despite their recent poor showing, the Green Party are going to make a comeback now.
  4. stanthevan

    He’s gone non

    After Johnson’s cowardice, Handjob has resigned.
  5. stanthevan

    Portugal v France

    If only we’d had this ref against Brentford.
  6. stanthevan

    Friday joke

    Man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog is cross-eyed.” “Well,” said the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” He picks the dog up, checks his eyes & teeth. Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “What, because he’s cross-eyed?” “No, because he’s really heavy”
  7. stanthevan

    Bloody Huddersfield

    The worst penalty kick ever.
  8. stanthevan

    Plus ca change

  9. stanthevan

    Missed all the action

    I see King went to Everton. Did anyone come to us?
  10. stanthevan

    Norwich

    All they want to do is attack, attack, attack. The polar opposite of us.
  11. stanthevan

    Non Arsenal

    Does the premier league have a special dispensation that forbids any of the big six getting relegated?
  12. stanthevan

    Non Istanbul

    Players walk off pitch in Paris claiming the fourth official is racist
  13. stanthevan

    Non Maradona

    Apparently died of a heart attack.
  14. stanthevan

    Non Newcastle keeper

    Debate in the household about the colour of his strip. I say turquoise, the wife says jade and my visiting mother looked up from her crossword and said teal.
  15. stanthevan

    Non. The truth hurts

    T. rex dinosaur 'Stan' sold for world record price
  16. stanthevan

    The prime minister

    At last he announced something important.
  17. stanthevan

    New game. Pick a scapegoat.

    Although undefeated so far, we are clearly crap so of the 14 who played today who is most to blame. I’m going for Gosling as nobody has mentioned him yet.
  18. stanthevan

    You think we have problems

    Watford have 17 players “injured” and not available for selection! Having said that, they have 11 on the pitch who are really up for it, so it’s not all doom and gloom.
  19. stanthevan

    Non bargain

    Look what I bought today.
  20. stanthevan

    On a lighter note