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He may not be everyone's cup of tea but I like the Fella. He turns up every week and tells the same joke and some fall for it and respond. He clearly gets quite a big thrill when people reply to his posts and who are we to deny him the sexual frisson he gets. He has become part of the matchday...

I'm called Brian and so is my wife

Nothing against Reading in particular but to sing about never playing us again and it coming true for them but in the opposite way is very funny. Reading away in the promotion season was the most nervous I have ever been at a game. Had to see out the last 5 minutes hiding in the concourse

The Biscuits are not happy. With a points deduction incoming for the pitch invasion today they may never play us again (as predicted)

Troy Hawke in Wetherspoons

Credit to Wellsword for this eco suggestion

Park at Richmond then Lime bike to Kew or even walk along the river bank path

Some of us Firkies may become Crickeys on this occasion as watching us play Spurs sober is not something that should be inflicted on us in a humane society

Just for your information the Firkin shed will not be open at 2pm on Saturday after the game and you will not be able to drink nice beers in there. Even if you see lights on and people in there quaffing away it's probably an optical illusion

I would suggest if you really want to track down the culprit then turn up at the Firky shed this Saturday around midday. A couple of pints of Paul's Old wrinkly scrotum can really generate some foul gaseous material.

Fake news

I would have thought you would seek out American pale ales

De Definitely not

Quicker than Victor Trumpers 1902 century. That was a classic

Going at 3 an over after 8 so not sure it's quite as easy as that

Are you the 3rd incarnation of Waz/ King Kieffer?

Not sure about this. Probably should have won at Edgbaston and still in the series despite dropping numerous catches and not having our best keeper.I think the weather may decide things at Old Trafford.

Possibly because it is looking like a long dry summer and not having a spinner severely limits your options when the seamers fail to get anything out of the pitch

I emailed the ticket office and they confirmed it is compulsory so have duly paid but fully expecting someone to challenge the legality of this.

Looks like an easy six into the Swansea Stadium from King's Park cricket pitch