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  1. Hoof_It

    Pre-Season - US Tour

    Do stewards at sports stadia in the US search fans bobble hats for banned goods? Asking for a friend. Umbrella, No Colt or Glock, come on in
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    Non- Moving day

    The day before we completed on our house we were contacted by the Mortgage Company asking for a surveyor to confirm that the overhead and underground electricity cables on the property would not affect its value. Surveyor duly sent an email. He put "Either the overground or underground...
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    Man Utd

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m001yhx9?partner=uk.co.bbc&origin=share-mobile Gordon Smart show 19.40 in What a dick
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    Man Utd

    Ended up shouting at the radio. They actually said they were glad Man U won so it would be a proper final. That was Radio 5 ! Says it all. VAR is there to cover for when refs forget to favour the big 6. Two bites at the cherry so to speak. Well done Cov.
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    AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United - Saturday 5.30 pm

    Pundit saying it shouldnt be a penalty because his arm was behind him. They get worse.
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    Man Utd

    Everyone outside Surrey is pulling for Cov !
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    Man Utd

    Clinton Morrison does say some odd things "Why did Coventry wait to go behind before replying?" Eh?
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    Funny Old Game

    Always amazes me that players don't play on until the ref blows the whistle. How many times have we seen a mortally wounded player stop the game only to get up and run off once play has stopped. Funnier is how many times players turn into Lazarus when they reailse the game isn't going to stop...
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    Aston Villa v AFC Bournemouth - Sunday 3 pm

    There are categories of Nutters 1) Attention seeking negative 2) Argumentative for no real reason 3) What the hell are they on about 4) Me Me Me 5) All of the above e.g.R&R
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    Pre Match trial of outside area - observations

    'O' level Latin was not a waste of time. I knew it.
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    Derek Underwood

    Sunday afternoon BBC2 watching Derek Underwood bowl in a Sunday League match. The bowler I aspired to be alas I was rubbish. My mid teens in a nutshell. RIP Deadly.
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    Pre Match trial of outside area - observations

    Sounds a bit Synisterr, Sinnistar, Sinaster. ominous.
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    Latest Commercial Sponsor

    Just seen the announcement and fanfare of ComAve being a new sponsor of AFC Bournemouth. Boring afternoon in the office so thought I would check it out. The announcement "I'm absolutely thrilled to see ComAve joining forces with AFC Bournemouth to bring forth a revolutionary shopping...
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    Non - Bitcoin football

    Bitcoins only value lies in there being someone else wanting to buy it off you for more than you paid for it. When I say pay I mean with real money. See South Sea Island Bubble and the Dutch Tulip market about 400 years ago. One day someone is left with something that they paid a fortune for...
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    2 NS Man U tickets on resale site

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    AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United - Saturday 5.30 pm

    I predict Maguire spending 90 minutes with his arms around Dom and a "What me ref?" Look on his face. He only has one skill and it involves a suplex move.
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    Everton docked 2 more points

    Not if I knew they were the rules I signed up to.
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    Everton docked 2 more points

    It would be dangerous for clubs to use this as a precedent to take the points hit for the extra financial leeway. The premier league are making it up as they go along. I doubt AFC or Luton would have been treated the same. Point deduction reduced because you have already been naughty and...
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    I wanna dance with Zabarnyi

    D A N G O D A N G O D A N G O He is Dango He is D Driving forward He is A Always Willing He is N Never Boring He is G Going to score He is O oh, oh, oh Desperate but at least I tried.

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