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  1. EasternRed

    Thursday snigger

    Bob: This chainsaw you sold me is rubbish. Dave: What's wrong with it? Bob: You told me it could cut down 10 trees an hour. I've only managed one with it. Dave: Give it here, let's start it up and have a look. Bob: What's that noise?
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    Tuesday Larf

    Sister Rita was sitting by her convent window one evening as she opened a letter from home: inside the letter was a £50 note from her parents. Sister Rita smiled but as she continued to read the letter by what was left of the last glimmers of daylight coming through her window, she noticed a...
  3. EasternRed

    Friday titter

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    Thursday humour

    It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown
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    Tuesday laugh

    This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate...
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    Viktor Gyokeres

    West Ham are the latest club that are supposed to be linked with him. I'd of thought he'd be a good acquisition for us but haven't seen any evidence to suggest we are interested. I suspect he'll prove to be able to make a successful transition to PL football like Toney did. He was one that got...
  7. EasternRed

    New foward

    But hopefully not this one https://www.facebook.com/reel/1666534027127155?s=chYV2B&fs=e
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    Friday joke

    A demon approaches the devil and says “Dark lord! Two men from Glasgow have been sent here. What should be done with them?” The devil says “Glaswegians? Their kind are normally very friendly, helpful and honest, so we do not see many such men in my dark domain… Hang them in a cage over the lake...
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    Wednesday wheeze

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    Some good news

    Looks like Mason Mount and Reece James are unlikely to be fit for our match against Chelsea.
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    Monday joke

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    Bit of a laugh

    A pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and...
  13. EasternRed

    Funny-ish

    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow...
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    R. I. P. Kim Simmonds

    Those of you older folk might remember the 60s/70s British blues/boogie band, Savoy Brown. Kim was the lead guitarist and passed away this week from cancer. Savoy Brown got me into the blues after listening to their excellent LP, Blue Matter. They later morphed into Foghat and had a lot of...
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    It's Christmass

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    Wednesday laugh

    I took my wife out for our anniversary dinner last night and she kept saying she wanted to pay for the meal. "Don't be stupid," I said, "we're halfway down the road now, just keep running".
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    Light relief

    A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered...
  18. EasternRed

    Wednesday joke

    A blond walked into a store to buy a pair of shoes. She found a pair she liked, and went over to the salesperson and asked how much they cost. "They go for $300," said the salesperson. "Ouch!" said the woman. "How come they cost so much?" "Because they are alligator shoes," said the salesperson...
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    Saturday joke

    A woman brings 8 year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary her 8 year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother...
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    Monday Merriment

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said...

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