England v NZ

We are Sh*te.. we are sup '£ucking' posed to be England....innit. ?
We are playing New blinkin Zealand. Come on !

Ye God's .. where did it all go wrong ?

WG Grace has spun so many times in his grave. .,.that his beard is stubble.

Cricket: ya gorra get real about stuff ...look at the size of our population compared to that of NZ.

I mean Blimey O 'Riley Batman. .. what's going down bruv?