Neil Shipperley

He used to play for that lot up the road. Surely everyone already knew he was a w*nker? What a waste of court resources.
 
Someone has done a rather brilliant edit on his Wikipedia page.
Can't see it being there long.

It'll probably be pulled off pretty soon.

"Shipperley returned to the public eye with aplomb when he frantically knocked one out for public display, a display showing the vigour he hadn't displayed since his Southampton days, and one which earned him an Accreditation on The List[1] "
 
They say he gave All of himself in most of his 'appearances' ....as a Very Prominent centre forward.... never shied away from shooting at will..and covered a lot of space.
During the summer he would help the groundsmen reseed the patches.
He came from Chatham but put himself about for many clubs.
 
They say he gave All of himself in most of his 'appearances' ....as a Very Prominent centre forward.... never shied away from shooting at will..and covered a lot of space.
During the summer he would help the groundsmen reseed the patches.
He came from Chatham but put himself about for many clubs.

I always thought he had a tendency to "shoot on sight" and blew chances by getting there too quickly
 

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