Non - How To Make Toast


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Using plastic tongs with a toaster..???

They really haven't thought this through as they clearly also need instructions for nurses on how to:

- deal with the melted plastic that sticks to the patients toast (do they cut the plastic off or do they try and spread it over the toast)

- treat themselves for burns as a result of the hot plastic melting (allied to this should be instructions on how to call the fire brigade if things get out of control)

- treat patients for plastic poisoning and/or choking on plastic once the plastic hardens
To be fair it's aimed at denizens of Southampton. If you don't give them precise instructions they'll just stuff the bread into an orifice and howl a lot.