Non - How To Make Toast

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#2
Using plastic tongs with a toaster..???

They really haven't thought this through as they clearly also need instructions for nurses on how to:

- deal with the melted plastic that sticks to the patients toast (do they cut the plastic off or do they try and spread it over the toast)

- treat themselves for burns as a result of the hot plastic melting (allied to this should be instructions on how to call the fire brigade if things get out of control)

- treat patients for plastic poisoning and/or choking on plastic once the plastic hardens
 
#3
To be fair it's aimed at denizens of Southampton. If you don't give them precise instructions they'll just stuff the bread into an orifice and howl a lot.