There should be a 'groan' option and not just like or reply...I just spent £300 on a limousine only to discover that the fee doesn't include a driver. I can't believe I've spent all that money with nothing to chauffeur it.
I ordered a blow up doll from a local sex shop, it came with real hair and several orifices. When I inflated it I noticed it had a puncture and wouldn't stay up.
I phoned the guy in the shop and said "You charged me £150 for a blow up doll and it keeps going down on me" He said if he knew it could do that he would have charged me £500"
That is VERY good !