Phil Billings’ New Haircut

[Lord Snooty]

Well my chums the dreaded lockdown is gradually being lifted...and of course that means the old barbers are enticing us!
Those pandemic shagpiles, those Covid hair bushes need a trimming.
Shagpiles.
Bushes.
I’m getting aroused.
Back to original thoughts.
We all need a haircut pals.
None more so than our beloved Phil Bill.
He is bound to visit the hairdresser.
So with this in mind, and knowing Billers’ somewhat esoteric choice in hair styling, I think it only fair we offer our attacking midfielder some suggestions.
So here goes

A neater version of what he already has:


A sausage cut:


The Iain Duncan Smith:


The extreme Fletch Quiff:


I jolly well think he could pull all of the above off!

 

[corfe_red]

Never seen in the same room...................

 

[Sorry Roger]

What about Pearson? Personally I’d like to see him commit to not have his hair cut unless and until we get promoted. Probably he’d end up looking something like this:

 

[CherriesFan]

If Phil cuts his hair, he might not be able to pull off the header that he did on Tuesday night again, best leave alone, it could alter the angles of dangles and go anywhere next time....