Lord Snooty
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On a previous thread...no idea which blinking one...bit fuddled and all that etc...anyway on a previous thread some of us started composing some dashed fine limericks about our players.
So I implore you.
To cheer ourselves up in the circumstance of our Championship mini slump:
Let’s bloody well compose some limericks and bally well lift our spirits.
I am happy to start off proceedings.
Ahem.
(Slight cough)
(Hopefully not a slight wee)
Ahem.
(Again)
(And rather impressively)
There once was a player called Lerma
Whose tackles got firmer and firmer
The Ref booked him once
The Ref booked him twice
‘He’s a b@stard’ young Lerma did murmur.
So I implore you.
To cheer ourselves up in the circumstance of our Championship mini slump:
Let’s bloody well compose some limericks and bally well lift our spirits.
I am happy to start off proceedings.
Ahem.
(Slight cough)
(Hopefully not a slight wee)
Ahem.
(Again)
(And rather impressively)
There once was a player called Lerma
Whose tackles got firmer and firmer
The Ref booked him once
The Ref booked him twice
‘He’s a b@stard’ young Lerma did murmur.