Season tickets

Not picking on the individuals but 2 pieces made me smile : )

DJ referring to the "ambient disabled", there's some of them you haven't met yet
: )

"HP discussed differences between the ambulant rate and W/C concession as they stand and the challenges this presents", it nigh on impossible for most of them : )

As I say, not digging anyone out, they just made me smile : )

What about the ambivalent disabled? I can't make my mind up about them.
 
WHAT. I am writing a formal letter of complaint to Bill himself. It is just not good enough. Two tier ticketing system. Capitalist exploitation at its worst.

Did you pay the £537 + VAT express delivery charge that involves time travel ?
 
WHAT. I am writing a formal letter of complaint to Bill himself. It is just not good enough. Two tier ticketing system. Capitalist exploitation at its worst.

Did you pay the £537 + VAT express delivery charge that involves time travel ?

reminds me of this oldie but goodie....

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The Devil Went Down To Dean Court

Well, the Devil went down to Dean Court
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Called Kluivert dribble and make a shot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said "Boy, let me tell you what"

"You probably didn't even know it, but I am a football player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll just make a bet with you
Now you're playin' pretty good footy, boy, but give the Devil his due
I'll bet a season ticket against your soul, I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "My name's Justin and it might be a sin
But I'm gon' take your bet and you're gonna regret
I'm the best there's ever been"

Justin, lace up your boot and play your footy hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Dean Court and the Devil is on VAR
And if you win, you get this here ticket made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul

The Devil opened up his bag and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fiery boots as he took some shots on goal
And then he pulled his shot wide,like Afobe from before, the North Stand took the piss
And then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this

When the Devil finished, Justin said
"You know, you're pretty good ol' son
But you just flop down in that chair right there
I'm gon' show you how this stuff's done"

Antoine on the right wing, run, boy, run
The Devil's at Dean Court hating the scum
Dom’s scoring worldies just for fun
Cherries, does Lerma bite? No chance, no

Well, that ol' Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden ticket down on the ground at Justin's feet
Justin said, "Devil, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been"
And he played

Antoine on the right wing, run, boy, run
The Devil's at Dean Court hating the scum
Dom’s scoring worldies just for fun
Cherries, does Lerma bite? No chance, no
 
The Devil Went Down To Dean Court

Well, the Devil went down to Dean Court
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Called Kluivert dribble and make a shot
And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said "Boy, let me tell you what"

"You probably didn't even know it, but I am a football player too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll just make a bet with you
Now you're playin' pretty good footy, boy, but give the Devil his due
I'll bet a season ticket against your soul, I think I'm better than you"
The boy said, "My name's Justin and it might be a sin
But I'm gon' take your bet and you're gonna regret
I'm the best there's ever been"

Justin, lace up your boot and play your footy hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Dean Court and the Devil is on VAR
And if you win, you get this here ticket made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul

The Devil opened up his bag and he said, "I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fiery boots as he took some shots on goal
And then he pulled his shot wide,like Afobe from before, the North Stand took the piss
And then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this

When the Devil finished, Justin said
"You know, you're pretty good ol' son
But you just flop down in that chair right there
I'm gon' show you how this stuff's done"

Antoine on the right wing, run, boy, run
The Devil's at Dean Court hating the scum
Dom’s scoring worldies just for fun
Cherries, does Lerma bite? No chance, no

Well, that ol' Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden ticket down on the ground at Justin's feet
Justin said, "Devil, come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been"
And he played

Antoine on the right wing, run, boy, run
The Devil's at Dean Court hating the scum
Dom’s scoring worldies just for fun
Cherries, does Lerma bite? No chance, no
Brilliant. But wheres Justins mum?
 
It may be just me, but the longer we have to wait to be told next season’s ticket prices the more I fear there will be a huge price hike.
 
It may be just me, but the longer we have to wait to be told next season’s ticket prices the more I fear there will be a huge price hike.

I don’t get the wait either. Whether it’s still used to paying for them in March or whether it’s the fact that the majority of other clubs have already announced there’s… don’t know. Last time it was done the final week of May.

It’s the same with kits, other clubs release theirs and play the final game of the season in the latest shirt.
 

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