Still tinpot

Tinpot: This phenomena; this obstaclimony !

Its been nice ..and exciting.... to be Tinpot coming into Goldpot territory and rubbing some fookin shine off the fookers ...sticking a bit of Tin veneer onto the Gold...but then after a while the sheer glory of that wears a bit thin... its ticked off...we have our Heroes bang bang to History....Salute those and Never Forget em...but...then we think ...f√ck sh*t motherf√cker.. .we can move up now. ..ride the grades..hit the twattin bongo.....
...fookin Newton Heath was justa ...justa kick about on the cobbles back a throng of decades...just a poxy cotton town doodah outfit...know whut ah mean Tonto.. same with the other mob along Ardwicke...canal dredgers..and clogtrippers..shrimp eating doomsters..
Why not ...in this 21st Century....a motherf√ckin Euro Final a'tween Bournemouth Beach Dynamo.,.and Torqua' Riviera Downloaders!
Yuss Sah.. the South Coast Updoogers !

Now then ..OK oi've 'ad a carcassful of Real Ale...on this Sundoogersavo..but me ol' Kings Park Pinedowners...Dreams are what grow up through the rows of Dorset an' 'Ampshir' shallots..yes shallots. ..in the allotments.... to become full- bodied Onions!

That's shar lot fer now !
 
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Tinpot: This phenomena; this obstaclimony !

Its been nice ..and exciting.... to be Tinpot coming into Goldpot territory and rubbing some fookin shine off the fookers ...sticking a bit of Tin veneer onto the Gold...but then after a while the sheer glory of that wears a bit thin... its ticked off...we have our Heroes bang bang to History....Salute those and Never Forget em...but...then we think ...f√ck sh*t motherf√cker.. .we can move up now. ..ride the grades..hit the twattin bongo.....
...fookin Newton Heath was justa ...justa kick about on the cobbles back a throng of decades...just a poxy cotton town doodah outfit...know whut ah mean Tonto.. same with the other mob along Ardwicke...canal dredgers..and clogtrippers..shrimp eating doomsters..
Why not ...in this 21st Century....a motherf√ckin Euro Final a'tween Bournemouth Beach Dynamo.,.and Torqua' Riviera Downloaders!
Yuss Sah.. the South Coast Updoogers !

Now then ..OK oi've 'ad a carcassful of Real Ale...on this Sundoogersavo..but me ol' Kings Park Pinedowners...Dreams are what grow up through the rows of Dorset an' 'Ampshir' shallots..yes shallots. ..in the allotments.... to become full- bodied Onions!

That's shar lot fer now !

Pardon? I thought the rapidly deleted Dec and Ant and Nicky Menageree post earlier this week took the biscuit, but this one is outstanding. A translation would be helpful, please.
 
Pardon? I thought the rapidly deleted Dec and Ant and Nicky Menageree post earlier this week took the biscuit, but this one is outstanding. A translation would be helpful, please.

Yep.. I'm perplexed how I managed to delete that gem..I was intending to edit it..somfink went wrong...and I couldn't be boverred to reconstruct it.
I don't do translations btw..if my humour misses the target ( it often does) ..then so be it..I've failed with it!
 
Pardon? I thought the rapidly deleted Dec and Ant and Nicky Menageree post earlier this week took the biscuit, but this one is outstanding. A translation would be helpful, please.

Maybe we need to contact his psychologist for the translation?? Appears to be slipping further and further down the path to senile dementia!!
 
Tinpot: This phenomena; this obstaclimony !

Its been nice ..and exciting.... to be Tinpot coming into Goldpot territory and rubbing some fookin shine off the fookers ...sticking a bit of Tin veneer onto the Gold...but then after a while the sheer glory of that wears a bit thin... its ticked off...we have our Heroes bang bang to History....Salute those and Never Forget em...but...then we think ...f√ck sh*t motherf√cker.. .we can move up now. ..ride the grades..hit the twattin bongo.....
...fookin Newton Heath was justa ...justa kick about on the cobbles back a throng of decades...just a poxy cotton town doodah outfit...know whut ah mean Tonto.. same with the other mob along Ardwicke...canal dredgers..and clogtrippers..shrimp eating doomsters..
Why not ...in this 21st Century....a motherf√ckin Euro Final a'tween Bournemouth Beach Dynamo.,.and Torqua' Riviera Downloaders!
Yuss Sah.. the South Coast Updoogers !

Now then ..OK oi've 'ad a carcassful of Real Ale...on this Sundoogersavo..but me ol' Kings Park Pinedowners...Dreams are what grow up through the rows of Dorset an' 'Ampshir' shallots..yes shallots. ..in the allotments.... to become full- bodied Onions!

That's shar lot fer now !
Normally when reading threads I often skip yours cos I don't understand them. This one I read and guess what? I don't understand it but I have decided IF I get time in a day or two I will respond on another thread as if I was you! Think I might struggle but I'm prepared to attempt it, wonder who on here will notice?
 
Tinpot: This phenomena; this obstaclimony !

Its been nice ..and exciting.... to be Tinpot coming into Goldpot territory and rubbing some fookin shine off the fookers ...sticking a bit of Tin veneer onto the Gold...but then after a while the sheer glory of that wears a bit thin... its ticked off...we have our Heroes bang bang to History....Salute those and Never Forget em...but...then we think ...f√ck sh*t motherf√cker.. .we can move up now. ..ride the grades..hit the twattin bongo.....
...fookin Newton Heath was justa ...justa kick about on the cobbles back a throng of decades...just a poxy cotton town doodah outfit...know whut ah mean Tonto.. same with the other mob along Ardwicke...canal dredgers..and clogtrippers..shrimp eating doomsters..
Why not ...in this 21st Century....a motherf√ckin Euro Final a'tween Bournemouth Beach Dynamo.,.and Torqua' Riviera Downloaders!
Yuss Sah.. the South Coast Updoogers !

Now then ..OK oi've 'ad a carcassful of Real Ale...on this Sundoogersavo..but me ol' Kings Park Pinedowners...Dreams are what grow up through the rows of Dorset an' 'Ampshir' shallots..yes shallots. ..in the allotments.... to become full- bodied Onions!

That's shar lot fer now !
Eff me Brian you've outdone yourself this time.
 
Eff me Brian you've outdone yourself this time.

I love it when someone foreign to a culture over embraces it to fit in.

I kind of imagine Brian with his tricorn hat, wearing bracca trousers with a star gazer pie in one hand and a flag of St Piran in other other walking into the pub, asking the barman if he wants to play a game of Euchre in his thick faux Cornish accident and the barman in an Australian accent replying "Usual is it Brian?".
 
I love it when someone foreign to a culture over embraces it to fit in.

I kind of imagine Brian with his tricorn hat, wearing bracca trousers with a star gazer pie in one hand and a flag of St Piran in other other walking into the pub, asking the barman if he wants to play a game of Euchre in his thick faux Cornish accident and the barman in an Australian accent replying "Usual is it Brian?".

And a packet of your finest pork scratchings landlord

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I love it when someone foreign to a culture over embraces it to fit in.

I kind of imagine Brian with his tricorn hat, wearing bracca trousers with a star gazer pie in one hand and a flag of St Piran in other other walking into the pub, asking the barman if he wants to play a game of Euchre in his thick faux Cornish accident and the barman in an Australian accent replying "Usual is it Brian?".
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Haha..yeah... maybe Cornish accident..as I still a have thick Dorset accent..ain't got a clue how to play Euchre ...and its 'stargazey' pie !
As a point of serious interest...its quite difficult to fit in with the Cornish locals..takes a few years before they accept you...not quite so bad this eastern end but further down they can get quite nasty with us ' furriners ' !
 
Tinpot: This phenomena; this obstaclimony !

Its been nice ..and exciting.... to be Tinpot coming into Goldpot territory and rubbing some fookin shine off the fookers ...sticking a bit of Tin veneer onto the Gold...but then after a while the sheer glory of that wears a bit thin... its ticked off...we have our Heroes bang bang to History....Salute those and Never Forget em...but...then we think ...f√ck sh*t motherf√cker.. .we can move up now. ..ride the grades..hit the twattin bongo.....
...fookin Newton Heath was justa ...justa kick about on the cobbles back a throng of decades...just a poxy cotton town doodah outfit...know whut ah mean Tonto.. same with the other mob along Ardwicke...canal dredgers..and clogtrippers..shrimp eating doomsters..
Why not ...in this 21st Century....a motherf√ckin Euro Final a'tween Bournemouth Beach Dynamo.,.and Torqua' Riviera Downloaders!
Yuss Sah.. the South Coast Updoogers !

Now then ..OK oi've 'ad a carcassful of Real Ale...on this Sundoogersavo..but me ol' Kings Park Pinedowners...Dreams are what grow up through the rows of Dorset an' 'Ampshir' shallots..yes shallots. ..in the allotments.... to become full- bodied Onions!

That's shar lot fer now !


:D I think someone's took @Def_II_Royalz double dropping advice...
 

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