They don't care about us

DJ

Moderator
#4
Would anyone like to write a comedic retort for the blog section of the front page?

Should include the mention of...

buckets

saved us from oblivion

loan players

“little brother”

cheers at afcb half time scores at the dell

only one south coast derby

in fact it’s not a derby at all

They don’t care about afcb, so much so that they have songs about it and write articles about it for every game

Only Pompey fans can call them scummers

Think that should do it...
 

adam0102

Fans' Favourite
#5
Would anyone like to write a comedic retort for the blog section of the front page?

Should include the mention of...

buckets

saved us from oblivion

loan players

“little brother”

cheers at afcb half time scores at the dell

only one south coast derby

in fact it’s not a derby at all

They don’t care about afcb, so much so that they have songs about it and write articles about it for every game

Only Pompey fans can call them scummers

Think that should do it...

Ooh, it's like Scummer Bingo :grinning:
 
#8
Would anyone like to write a comedic retort for the blog section of the front page?

Should include the mention of...

buckets

saved us from oblivion

loan players

“little brother”

cheers at afcb half time scores at the dell

only one south coast derby

in fact it’s not a derby at all

They don’t care about afcb, so much so that they have songs about it and write articles about it for every game

Only Pompey fans can call them scummers

Think that should do it...
Why bother?
With a bit of luck they will have their precious derby back again next season while we concentrate on improving our Premier League status.
 
#12
Is that any way to talk about "the South Coast pocket superclub"?



Actually - yes, it is!
My favourite nickname for them is the Del Boys - not to do with their former home but their ability to perceive themselves as bigtime. This is despite nobody else being able to see it and no evidence whatsoever to suggest they are anything other than just another run-of-the-mill nothing club like the rest of us.

"This time next year rodders we're probably going to get relegated"
 

wallmth

Fans' Favourite
#13
It is strange this beaten wife obsession they have with Portsmouth .There can’t be a discussion about rivalries without this almost pleading “ Portsmouth are our only rivals “ thing . I have a feeling it’s because Pompey are considered a “hard “ club and Southampton are, like us obviously not ..It is funny that for the level of hatred they supposedly have Southampton never show their face in Portsmouth .
 
#14
My favourite nickname for them is the Del Boys - not to do with their former home but their ability to perceive themselves as bigtime. This is despite nobody else being able to see it and no evidence whatsoever to suggest they are anything other than just another run-of-the-mill nothing club like the rest of us.

"This time next year rodders we're probably going to get relegated"

Around the time Rupert Lowe was in charge, and when they got relegated there was an article in one of the papers (possibly the Guardian) saying what an incredibly silly football club they are -
it highlighted a press release that they had sent out, going on about the history of the club, how they are a "family club", their stadium and training facilities, etc - it ended with the line "anyone can see that this is a Premier League Football Club - in everything EXCEPT League position".
 
#18
The geezer on Ugly Inside has got a nice little history sorted out for himself! 'I've never really used the Scum reference until this P#ic wound my gears!
I wonder how all the others feel as they trundle across the Forest in their Scumtrucks...some are coming on Scum-Dredgers by the sea -route.....anchoring off Boscombe Pier.....a sort of Park and 'Marching -in' set up!
The three Saints exiles in my local have gone very quiet of late..the younger one who still travels up to their games...he hides in the pool table room when he spots me....or crosses the road to the other side.
Dunno why.....I mean, we/they are just another PL club.