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Ryan Fraser decides he should visit the dentist and, being new to Tyneside, calls the local clinic of BUPA dental care.
"Hello, is that BUPA dental care?" he asks.
"Wey aye, man" comes the answer.
A little taken back by this, Ryan introduces himself and asks what it means. "It's just how we say yes" the receptionist explains, "like we say "nee" for "no", you try". "Wey aye, man" and "nee" says Ryan and he goes on to ask:
"Can I register with you?" "Wey aye, man";
"Do you have any appointments next week?" "Wey aye, man";
"Can I book a general check up?" "Wey aye, man";
"And while I'm there, can I have a scale and polish?" "Nee";
Ryan is a little taken aback by this, so asks "surely you have a hygienist who can do a scale and polish?";
"Wey aye, man" comes the answer "but everyone knows you can't polish a turd."
"Hello, is that BUPA dental care?" he asks.
"Wey aye, man" comes the answer.
A little taken back by this, Ryan introduces himself and asks what it means. "It's just how we say yes" the receptionist explains, "like we say "nee" for "no", you try". "Wey aye, man" and "nee" says Ryan and he goes on to ask:
"Can I register with you?" "Wey aye, man";
"Do you have any appointments next week?" "Wey aye, man";
"Can I book a general check up?" "Wey aye, man";
"And while I'm there, can I have a scale and polish?" "Nee";
Ryan is a little taken aback by this, so asks "surely you have a hygienist who can do a scale and polish?";
"Wey aye, man" comes the answer "but everyone knows you can't polish a turd."
