You dont think we’d be better off with a ?
Absolutely, I do agree with that guv.
Pinto can add that profile to our shortlist. It perfectly compliments the wishlist I sent him last summer:
We're looking to identify a player in each position thst posses the following qualities:
Gk - core gk attributes of Courtois, sweeper keeper skills of neuer and the free kick/penalty threat of Chilavert, mental instability of Jens lehmann and funny confrontations/entertainment value
Full back- free kick threat of robbie Carlos. Rock solid qualities - The Paldini. Relentkess Attacking wing back marcelo, cafu and Dango.
Cb - 2 players who both offer set piece goal threat , leadership of Sergio ramos and hierro, leadership and reading of game like Baresi, legendary vision, composure and sweeper skills of the kaiser, sheer pace of van der ven and of course it goes without saying, the free kick conversion rate of Ronald koeman
Cdm/cm - taller defensive midfielder who is great at defending corners and can pass the ball forwards, including 2 players who are similar height to crouch, unstoppable dribbling, creativity to Zidane, play making skills of modric abd defensive qualities of makele...rooney direct, relentless forward drive/motion and goal threat...and playerscapable of a goal return similar to Robert Lewondowski.
Wingers - set piece of ability Beckham
, direct pace on the ball as robben, everything messi and cr7 bring, unquestionable selfless team spirit/togetherness like the small scottish bloke and a right winger with a bigger penis than dango,
Amc Maradona, bergkamp,... of course goes with out saying we'll be seeking out a player with the quite unique skillset of being the last classic 10, who also possess the world class officiating ability of Colina, meaning he's been officially appointed to referee every game hes also playing in for years - Bruno Fernanj .
Strikers - hybrid of van basten, Mueller, pele, henry r9 and Josh mcquoid - not seen anyone else come close to their performances over 3 or 4 games on the trot