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Druss_the_Legend said:
Ummmm *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* :geek: The earth doesn't rotate at 24k mph even if you use rotational speed on the surface, which in itself is pretty meaningless as it differs depending on where on the surface you take the measurement. Lets assume you are talking about the fastest point on the surface, which would be roughly on the equator line, ignoring a wobble or two. It would workout around 1000 mph.
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Yep, well spotted. The Earth, of course, rotates at 1K mph at it's fastest point. Schoolboy error. Doh !!
 
When urinating with the toilet seat down, with a perfect aim, the bits of piss that get left on the seat, aren't in fact piss.

They are remnants of the over aggressive flush mechanism that splashes clean water onto the seat after the alleged perpetrator has left the bathroom.

Having a black toilet seat, and an aggressive flush mechanism will not endear the wife into believing the narrative, no matter how true it is.

Moral of the story is:

No matter how perfect your aim, lift the seat or forever be accused of pissing on the seat

Do not buy a black toilet seat

Install a urinal.

Or;

Change your wife.
 
After the sun, the closest star to Earth is Proxima Centauri, which sits in the Southern Constellation of Centaurus and is approximately 24 billion miles from our sun. Again…..
 
Rob151060 said:
After the sun, the closest star to Earth is Proxima Centauri, which sits in the Southern Constellation of Centaurus and is approximately 24 billion miles from our sun. Again…..
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Sounds like the same amount Man City have spent to be as far away from the other teams in the premier league.
 
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