They would still make you take it off to check you weren't hiding something (other than your head) underneath.
They been watering the pitch again....................................
Just looked at the old fixtures, must have been 1989!This is an absolute piss take by the club. We used to take golf brollies into the ground in the 80's/90's. The bigger the better. I bent one around a Pompey fan's head in Kings Park circa 1991.
Brollies are a Weapon of Mass Destruction in the hands of a female opening one up in the street......swoooshbang /ouch !...check the stats in any eye hospital....
Imagine how much the travel insurance would be if you declared ownership of an umbrella.Good reason they're banned from Disney/unniversal parks in Orlando
Imagine how much the travel insurance would be if you declared ownership of an umbrella.
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What do the terms and conditions say about hats?
They say it's stealing other people's jokes.