Recent content by AFCB ZIMMER CREW

Lightweight. My first banning order was after I complained to Mr. J. C. Nutt. about the lack of signing a decent right half in 1902.

I'm Brian. And so is my carer.........................................

If it was the Zimmer Crew then it would have been a WW2 hand grenade, we don't pussy about with flares.

The young fool thinks he's safe from the Zimmer Crew. He has obviously forgotten that we are no longer clinically vulnerable and have finished shielding. Tooled up and ready to go Rob.

Good on ya lads, warms the cockles of my heart to see you youngsters still at it. Good to see the Firm is still active in Manchester. I remember as a young 'un taking a charabanc up to Stockport and giving them a good seeing to. Must have been just before the war. Probably our last...

We like to sing it on the Zimmer Crew minibus after breakfast at Wetherspoons "Gaviscon Oh Gaviscon...................."

Gutted not to have been there, but with my weak bladder it was too long a trip in the Zimmer Crew minibus. Hats off to Herbert 'the Head-but' Atkinson., no doubt fired up by the fumes of his aftershave and a couple of wine gums.

I shall be getting there early enough to hunt you down and beat you to within an inch of your life with my walking stick young man. You are one of the many reasons that the old appear intolerant.

Don't worry Billy, the Zimmer Crew are currently doing some pre season training and the Breezer is an ideal way of doing it. Most people don't fight back and there's a good chance of a cream tea in Swanage at the end of the journey. There were some occasions last season where 'respect' wasn't...