Non - 'Zimmer Crew' Causing Aggro

[billythekid]

:hihi:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/13/pensioners-warned-about-queuing-etiquette-as-scuffles-break-out/

 

[AFCB ZIMMER CREW]

Don't worry Billy, the Zimmer Crew are currently doing some pre season training and the Breezer is an ideal way of doing it.
Most people don't fight back and there's a good chance of a cream tea in Swanage at the end of the journey.



There were some occasions last season where 'respect' wasn't shown to us on the away coaches so we are perfecting some 'moves' to ensure the young are put in their place.



Once we've forced our way onto the coach, the plan is to sit next to anybody under 30 and bore them to death with tales of 1970's away trips and National Service whilst offering them Werthers Originals.

This, coupled with a the faint smell of moth balls and stale urine, should guarantee the first couple of coaches being AFCB Zimmers only in future.

 

[billythekid]

AFCB ZIMMER CREW - 16/7/2016 14:20

Don't worry Billy, the Zimmer Crew are currently doing some pre season training and the Breezer is an ideal way of doing it.
Most people don't fight back and there's a good chance of a cream tea in Swanage at the end of the journey.



There were some occasions last season where 'respect' wasn't shown to us on the away coaches so we are perfecting some 'moves' to ensure the young are put in their place.



Once we've forced our way onto the coach, the plan is to sit next to anybody under 30 and bore them to death with tales of 1970's away trips and National Service whilst offering them Werthers Originals.

This, coupled with a the faint smell of moth balls and stale urine, should guarantee the first couple of coaches being AFCB Zimmers only in future.

:hihi:

Are you a member of the 'Purbeck Branch'? :grin:

 

[tednphil]

That was first in the Echo 2 days ago. For once the Echo leads the news

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/14616193.Keep_calm_and_queue_nicely__warning_to_passengers_fighting_over_best_seats_on_Purbeck_Breezer/

 

[MB1980]

billythekid - 16/7/2016 14:29

AFCB ZIMMER CREW - 16/7/2016 14:20

Don't worry Billy, the Zimmer Crew are currently doing some pre season training and the Breezer is an ideal way of doing it.
Most people don't fight back and there's a good chance of a cream tea in Swanage at the end of the journey.



There were some occasions last season where 'respect' wasn't shown to us on the away coaches so we are perfecting some 'moves' to ensure the young are put in their place.



Once we've forced our way onto the coach, the plan is to sit next to anybody under 30 and bore them to death with tales of 1970's away trips and National Service whilst offering them Werthers Originals.

This, coupled with a the faint smell of moth balls and stale urine, should guarantee the first couple of coaches being AFCB Zimmers only in future.

:hihi:

Are you a member of the 'Purbeck Branch'? :grin:

Looking to arrange a meetup Billy?

 

[SlowDownDerek]

If they want to meet up at Bournemouth Interchange and have it with each other then that's up to them - as long as no innocent under 50s get caught up in the mayhem. It's when the Russian pensioners show up that worries me - colostomy bags are even scarier than bum bags.

 

[Steve Afcb]

All very well mocking this but all the Premier League Security officers will be watching this development. I can see;

All away games being re classified as high risk
Coaches being stopped 50 miles from the ground and being escorted into the grounds with minutes to spare to minimise threat to home fans.
More turnstiles being constructed at away ends to minimise the queue and the obvious flashpoint.
Being kept in the ground for up to an hour for the protection of the public.
No stops en route to the game and home.


In fact will any local coach company even take on the contract after carrying out risk assessments on the potential threat the Zimmer Crew pose?
Interesting times ahead!