Brolley alert

hba1

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Look out jobsworth it will be raining tonight and many of us will no doubt bring fold up brollys with us and we expect to keep them close at hand. It is called common sense on a par with other grounds.
 
Brollies are a Weapon of Mass Destruction in the hands of a female opening one up in the street......swoooshbang /ouch !...check the stats in any eye hospital....
 
This is an absolute piss take by the club. We used to take golf brollies into the ground in the 80's/90's. The bigger the better. I bent one around a Pompey fan's head in Kings Park circa 1991.
Just looked at the old fixtures, must have been 1989!
 
Imagine how much the travel insurance would be if you declared ownership of an umbrella.

Expect you'll need a license to own one soon.

Provide evidence of appropriate heavily secured storage.

'Just popping to down the brolly range for a couple of hours, to walk around with it unfurlled. Yes I will be careful babe.

Which reminds me, I need to retake the umbrella proficiency test soon, so I can renew my license'.
 

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