A Christmas Carol

Steve Afcb

Star Player
Just a thought and sung to " Once in Royal David's city"

Once in Arsenals soulless Emirates
Stood a lonely Jack Wilshire
Hadn't played, unloved by Wenger
Knew he had to get away
Heading south he went to Bournemouth
Eddie Howe looked after him
Now he plays for ninety minutes
Runs around with a big grin
Stands at home looks out to sea
What a lucky man is me
Hark I hear Jack Wilshire sing
Eddie Howe is the King.

If anyone thinks this worth a go, particularly for the goners match, I am not on Facebook or Twitter where I believe many are. I await your critical reviews before applying for the X factor. :sorry:
 
To celebrate the non-Derby how about the following (to the tune of Noel, Noel):

Puel, Puel
Puel, Puel

What was the score in Israel?
 
We wish you a Cherry Christmas (x3)
And a Bournemouth New Year
Good tidings we bring
And a goal from Josh King
We wish you a Cherry Christmas
And a Bournemouth New Year
 

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