Andy Carroll

[Coughlin]

Why not try him as this seasons Kenwyn Jones?

 

[stanthevan]

I’d sooner have Carol Vordeman.

 

[AFCBade]

Burnley linked. They really don’t have the resources do they

 

[SlowDownDerek]

I’d sooner have Carol Vordeman.

Or even Karol Józef Wojtyla.

 

[redharry]

I’d sooner have Carol Vordeman.

Less injury prone as well.

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

I’d sooner have Carol Vordeman.

I'd sooner have Rachel Riley.

 

[Coughlin]

Check out his 2 disallowed goals v Fulham on Tuesday!

 

[Kudos]

Nah, I'm quite enjoying his decline from afar thanks.

 

[borisatha]

Nah, I'm quite enjoying his decline from afar thanks.

His decline?
I never thought he was up.

 

[CherryBare]

Burnley really want to go down

 

[cutlers_post]

Burnley really want to go down

And an Andy Carroll hat trick on the last day of the season takes Newcastle down with them.

 

[Garbo]

I'd sooner have Rachel Riley.

Susie Dent for me!

 

[SlowDownDerek]

I'd sooner have Rachel Riley.

If the other option is Andy Carroll I'd rather have Lisa Riley.

 

[Red_till_im_ded]

Susie Dent for me!

All. Day. Long.

 

[wellsworld]

I'd sooner have Rachel Riley.

hideous woman

 

[OLDSKOOL]

I'd sooner have Rachel Riley.

Oh yes indeed .

 

[Hoof_It]

How did a thread about Andy Carroll turn into Lecher's corner ?
Didn't see that one coming.

 

[SlowDownDerek]

All. Day. Long.

Not sure Suzie Dent would approve of that sentence structure.

 

[punkrockcherry]

How did a thread about Andy Carroll turn into Lecher's corner ?
Didn't see that one coming.

Perhaps they confused it with the Andrew Windsor thread?

 

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All. Day. Long.

Not Long, please.