Charity Auction for Harry Arter and Eddie Howes charities

Steve Afcb

Star Player
<p>I have shaved my head today and wish to accept bids for the bag of rather distinguished pepper pot hair that would enhance any man or woman's appearance. The winning &nbsp;bidder will not only win this invaluable hair but also the DNA of the slightly mad but ingenious donor. How you gonna set his gift to society I leave to you.</p><p>This auction is time limited, the bag of hair will be presented on the eve of the Tuesday new gut match.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For this rare opportunity offing must start at 50p.&nbsp;</p>
 
Mr David Whitehead I think you can safely say your bid is the winning bid!

I think perhaps in hindsight you should of held back on bidding and allowed those receders and balders first dibs!
 

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