Steve Afcb
Star Player
<p>I have shaved my head today and wish to accept bids for the bag of rather distinguished pepper pot hair that would enhance any man or woman's appearance. The winning bidder will not only win this invaluable hair but also the DNA of the slightly mad but ingenious donor. How you gonna set his gift to society I leave to you.</p><p>This auction is time limited, the bag of hair will be presented on the eve of the Tuesday new gut match. </p><p> </p><p>For this rare opportunity offing must start at 50p. </p>