Cherries specific songs/chants

I'm a knock-kneed chicken,
I'm a bow-legged hen,
I haven't had a w....,
Since I don't know when.
I walk with a wiggle and a squiggle
and a squawk,
Doing the Boscombe Boot walk.
A-Na na nan nan nan nan nan.. repeat:-
A little ditty from the early seventies

To same tune:

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly,
"Have you heard of the North Bank, Highbury?"
Shanks said, "No, I don't think so,
but I've heard of the Bournemouth Aggro!"
 
...also recalled fans v Man United singing The Doc's up Mrs Brown when he was having his way with the Physio's missus!
 
As sung to Bristol Rovers fans (only by us as far as I know) in the 70s "I can't read and I can't write
but that don't really matter
'cos I comes up from Somerset
and I can drive a tractor"

and Bristol wasn't in Somerset...
 

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