Friday Funny

[Hillviewred]

When the kids are at school I start to drink.Does this make me a bad teacher?

 

[Hillviewred]

At school,there were two subjects I wasn't very good at.Maths

 

[Hillviewred]

I had noodles for dinner,shame as I really liked that dog.

 

[Hillviewred]

Applications are out for the Owning Up To Flatulence club.I must warn you,it's not for the "aint farted".

 

[Rodmorg]

The guy in my local chemist is so rude! All I did was ask for some piles cream, and he told me to shove it up my a*se!

 

[EasternRed]

 

[AlGard]

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[Kenya Cherrie]

"Heard three interviews today on Sky and BBC with people who run care homes and they were not happy with the answers given by Matt Hancock today"

 

[stanthevan]

I was offered sex with a 21 year old woman today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.