Friday Joke
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New Old Cherry
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The Barnsley shots were raining in. ..but something invisible in the air was blocking them..Cooky was looking puzzled !
Then something whispered in his ear..." Its OK Steve...its Me ..God ! "
" Oh Hi ..bruv...what you doin' here...?"
" I'm Working Son... Working from Home !"
Then something whispered in his ear..." Its OK Steve...its Me ..God ! "
" Oh Hi ..bruv...what you doin' here...?"
" I'm Working Son... Working from Home !"
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tucktoncherry
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My wife's been missing a week now. Police have told me to prepare for the worst. So i've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back...!
tucktoncherry
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tucktoncherry
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kens pound
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9 Important Facts As We Grow Old
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
...and as someone recently said: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.
mymatebond
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Hopefully that works
