I’m going - anyone know any songs

You're going home in a Dorset Ambulance, subject to long waiting lists as a result of the pandemic, definitely not funding cuts.

Topical but doesn't quite scan.

Austerity, Austerity
if we don't pay off the national debt it'll be more Austerity.

Makes me sound more Lefty than I actually am.

Dom Solanke
Dom Solanke
he plays for Bournemouth with Lloyd Kelly


We want 6
We want 6


I'm an optimist at heart
 
Okay terrible song but how about,
woodgate you’re the one you still turn me on Bournemout’s going up again!

ps I have had a few wines and vodkas!!
 
Play to the oppositions impression of us as fans - to the banana splits theme:

One zimmer, two zimmers, three zimmers, four
Five Zimmers make a crew and so do many more
Zimmer Crew, la la la
Zimmer Crew, la la la
Zimmer Crew, la la la
Zimmer Crew, la la la
 
Woody had a dream
to take on tindalls team
And try to get us back to the premier league
he'll give it a crack
Try not to be sacked
Woodgate and Jordan
They will get us back
 
E - I - E - I - E - I - O
Up, up, up, up
Here we go.
When we get promoted,
This is what we’ll sing,
We are Bournemouth - We are Bournemouth
Woody is our King !!!!!!

Or

Sacked in the summer,
You’re getting sacked in the summer.
 
E - I - E - I - E - I - O
Up, up, up, up
Here we go.
When we get promoted,
This is what we’ll sing,
We are Bournemouth - We are Bournemouth
Woody is our King !!!!!!

Or

Sacked in the summer,
You’re getting sacked in the summer.
You should change that last line to We don't need Josh King.
 

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