Monday Joke

[Hillviewred]

My dyslexia group and I visited the maritime museum,half of us loved it and half of us hated it

 

[Hillviewred]

Robert De Niro is to star in a film about Wayne Rooney,it's called The Old Dear Hunter

 

[Hillviewred]

I used to work as a waiter in a cafe at a nudist colony.I was very popular as I could carry two cups of coffee and twelve ring doughnuts at the same time

 

[retro red]

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

[Progboss]

My dyslexia group and I visited the maritime museum,half of us loved it and half of us hated it

Ok will someone please explain

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Ok will someone please explain

Dyslexics might confuse the words Maritime and Marmite.

 

[RobTrent]

Ok will someone please explain

It took me a few minutes to get it.

 

[adam0102]

It took me a few minutes to get it.

It took me until Del explained it

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

It took me until Del explained it

Phew.

I thought it was just me.

 

[wingsnwheels]

Phew.

I thought it was just me.

Don't worry you're in good company. Actually I love the stuff!

 

[table]

Can tell those that aren't dyslexic, I read it as Marmite museum, I then had to figure out it should have been Maritime : )

 

[Hillviewred]

Dyslexics might confuse the words Maritime and Marmite.

Some might not get this joke then.
There is a new Pie shop near my house.Its open 22/7

 

[RobTrent]

Some might not get this joke then.
There is a new Pie shop near my house.Its open 22/7

Getting clever!

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Some might not get this joke then.
There is a new Pie shop near my house.Its open 22/7

I suppose its a rational approximation of a decent joke.

 

[table]

Mmmmmm, pi : )

 

[Hillviewred]

I've started doing shift work at a factory that makes chess pieces.Im on knights

 

[Sweetcherrity]

When I was younger I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months!

 

[kens pound]

I've started doing shift work at a factory that makes chess pieces.Im on knights

Looks like you're on a roll!!