Newcastle United to be renamed....

CherriesFan

New Signing
If NU take any more of our players/staff, they should be renamed to reflect a ‘merger’. I’m not smart enough to think of anything witty, but I’m sure some of you could. Suggestions please...
 
If NU take any more of our players/staff, they should be renamed to reflect a ‘merger’. I’m not smart enough to think of anything witty, but I’m sure some of you could. Suggestions please...

Well they are The Magpies-a bird known for its pilfering.
 
They're lucky there's 3 awful teams in PL because they look awful themselves but looks like Wilson, St Maximum and Darlow maybe enough to keep them in PL.
 
Losers will do for me. A club with massive support (not there at the moment) turning out performances like they have been doing is a disaster. Makes our season look much better by comparison.
 
I don't know about the team name but they do play at St James Hayter's Park. Book your 2 minute and 22 second tour of the trophy room now.
 

;