Non - a true tale you might enjoy.

LewSwimmin

Star Player
A conversation that made me laugh out loud today:-
I have been trying to change my Vodafone contract and finally got through to them after a prolonged wait as usual. At the end of the call, I asked the person I spoke to what his name is, and he replied "Chelsea"
"Is that something to do with your football team " I enquired.
"Yes" he said "my Dad is an Arsenal fan so my Mum called me this to spite him. The marriage didn't last much longer"
 

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