NON AFCB This there tolerant peaceful religion

All religion is bollox period. But if I was to choose one I would be Jewish due to their stylish dress sense and their wonderful ceremonies.
 
Surely Zoroastrianism is the one to aim for?

Oldest organised religion.
When dead, your body gets chopped up and laid out as carrion for vultures (the original Dewhurst)
Most of the world's major religions have tenents with a foundation in Zoroastrianism.
It's difficult to spell and pronounce.
There's more of 'em about than you might expect....
 

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