Non - Chess

I think there should be a Bong Opening. There is such a thing as the Borg Opening - named because it's the reverse of the Grob Opening. And Grob was a Swiss Master who went down for matricide. So yes chess is pretty hardcore.
Prefer a King's Indian to a Modern but openings don't come more illicit than the Bong cloud.
 
I think there should be a Bong Opening. There is such a thing as the Borg Opening - named because it's the reverse of the Grob Opening. And Grob was a Swiss Master who went down for matricide. So yes chess is pretty hardcore.
You couldn't.....newbies would confuse it with the Bong cloud and what would that lead to?......despair and misery.
 
I hope these tournaments are properly policed.

Must not... I repeat... must NOT turn into an all night rave.

Particularly as the likes of the Trentmeister General will be in attendance.
 

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