Love it when Wenger 'pulls one out' in Europe - his players play well when it suits them against exotic opposition now they think they have got him sacked at the end of season- Hope he gets another few years on a new contract! I have so much fun with our local Mr Gunneria who hates him!
My conversation with him in the White Horse on Sunday;
Me: Hi Guns!
Guns: Hi Tinpot!
Me: Wenger still there then?
Guns: You trying to be funny Tin? You saw the rubbish we played against your rubbish! Ees gorn in May!
Me: And Brighton... are they rubbish Guns?
Guns: You trying to be funny again? Got a problem wiv Awsenal av ya?
Me: No... but you have! ha ha!
Guns: But you could go dan wiv Brighton!
Me: Well then ..That's six points saved next season for you innit bruv, know what I mean skin?
Guns : Vack orf Tin! 'N Oojah fink Bomiff are then?....Big Zafamp-Tin?
Me: Over my dead one Guns! Wrong stripes on the bones me old cocker! So stick a smile on yer dial and get em in its your round!
Guns: Pint of London Ale?
Me: Nope not on yer Nelly Bigbelly!...CHERRY COKE n CHERRY BRANDY chaser!