Non: Holly Willoughby

[purbeck67]

My phoned pinged. The BBC were sending me an important breaking news story.
Was it the Palestine-Israel crisis?
Was Joe Biden dead?
Had they unlocked Johnson's phone?
Had Hughes found a defensive midfielder out of contract and not injured?

No.
The big breaking news story was that Holly Willoughby would not be returning to This Morning.

They even ran it as a breaking news story under live pictures of Gaza with missiles dropping on residential areas.

So, who do we want to present This Morning?

 

[RobTrent]

Dan Wootton.

 

[borisatha]

Steven Hinton.
A man who sees reality as it is.
A font of wisdom who’s predictions are uncannily incorrect.

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

"I don't care who it is, just as long as she has big tits"

 

[SlowDownDerek]

My phoned pinged. The BBC were sending me an important breaking news story.
Was it the Palestine-Israel crisis?
Was Joe Biden dead?
Had they unlocked Johnson's phone?
Had Hughes found a defensive midfielder out of contract and not injured?

No.
The big breaking news story was that Holly Willoughby would not be returning to This Morning.

They even ran it as a breaking news story under live pictures of Gaza with missiles dropping on residential areas.

So, who do we want to present This Morning?

Tbf she's not returning because a bloke tried to hire a hitman to kidnap and possibly murder her. Probably newsworthy.

 

[corfe_red]

"I don't care who it is, just as long as she has big tits"

Don't think it has to be a "she" to have big tits on ITV.............

 

[borisatha]

Tbf she's not returning because a bloke tried to hire a hitman to kidnap and possibly murder her. Probably newsworthy.

A bloke with no cash hires a hit man. I think he’s lucky he didn’t get hit.
Init’ know wat I mean brov, could have been fam’.

 

[Bitzer]

"I don't care who it is, just as long as she has big tits"

Wonderful !

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

Wonderful !

Yes Minister, hence the quote marks

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

"I don't care who it is, just as long as she has big tits"

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Don't think it has to be a "she" to have big tits on ITV.............

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

 

[table]

Eddie Izzard and Graham Linehan : )

 

[blandford_cherry]

I think it’s newsworthy, she’s a big deal and a huge celebrity.

 

[stanthevan]

I think it’s newsworthy, she’s a big deal and a huge celebrity

I clearly don't live in the real world. I'd never heard of her until the Philip Schofield scandal broke.

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

I clearly don't live in the real world. I'd never heard of her until the Philip Schofield scandal broke.

Some of us work and don't sit watching daytime TV every day

 

[punkrockcherry]

Um, Russell Brand?


Too soon?