Non I need your help

I do love birdies, but they are bloody annoying. They are fussy little fukkers - they moan about which way they wanna face, what size hole they want, what sort of roof they like etc etc. Give me a fookin break - no-one likes a needy bird. They need to get real & move with the times a bit more.
 
I do love birdies, but they are bloody annoying. They are fussy little fukkers - they moan about which way they wanna face, what size hole they want, what sort of roof they like etc etc. Give me a fookin break - no-one likes a needy bird. They need to get real & move with the times a bit more.
Swiftly.
 
my birdie mates have reported lots of white tailed eagles spottings around cranborne chase recently and even a pair of cranes, which is unusual apparently
 

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