Don't wear a watch, they're not comfortable anyway, just a look at me prop. Some look nice yes but they're not natural.
And although these chaps are older life experience teaches you about frauds and and their methods, that Alan bloke is only 62 so he's gone full boomer and clearly never been to Eastern Europe, you go there you become a wise man and learn more than you ever would anywhere else because any wrong stare could be your last but he choose Benidorm.