Non - Slow news day.

[AlGard]

Not sure why I ever read the Echo website, but now I understand.

Fully expect SKY News to pick on this and report live from the scene.

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/19529277.ketchup-squirted-couples-home-bournemouth/

 

[DJ]

At least they named their sauce for the story.

 

[AlGard]

Squeezed it on to the front page.

 

[paul49]

The neighbour is a bit of a squirt.

 

[SeafrontSupporter]

Could have rang the bell and squeezed it into their eyes.
Heinz sight is a wonderful thing.

 

[AlGard]

It's good to ketchup on local news.

 

[AlGard]

I wonder if they bought the bell on HP?

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

Whoever they were, that takes a lot of bottle..

 

[table]

Whoever it was, they're just missing their Daddies : )

 

[RobTrent]

I haven't Red that article yet, but I'd be pretty Brown-ed off if someone did that to my house.

 

[SeafrontSupporter]

Not something I would ordinarily relish

 

[redharry]

I would be mayannazed if it were true

 

[ChampagneCherry]

I am sure the perpetrator was caught red-handed.

 

[SeafrontSupporter]

Always a PITA when your bit in the side finds out where you live

 

[New Old Cherry]

Awful...Were the Local Community Condimentstables not on duty ?

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Chief suspect.

 

[New Old Cherry]

Chief suspect.

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Tomlin !...good looking bast'rd..... in that hat !

Was that his uniform for breaking into McD's or robbing Simple Simon down at the Fair ?

 

[paul49]

Police are finding it difficult to ketchup with him.

 

[wellsworld]

mcdonalds running out of milkshake today, on the bbc. all the big issues.