NON The Biscuits

[davidwhitehead]

I see that Reading have just sacked their manager, the third sacking in less than 20 months. I remember, not so long ago, of being so jealous of the Biscuits and everything they had achieved. Looks like they are in freefall now.

 

[redharry]

Biscuitmen in free fall, oh dear what a shame,.
What was it they taunted us with when they got promoted to the Championship - "we'll never play you again". looks like they could be right..............................Ha bloody ha.

 

[kirsikka]

Your former rival who were less than complementary to you when they came into some success has crashed and burned and is now seemingly falling into a spiral of despair and failure whilst your star has never been so high. Do you:

a) Gloat and dance a little jig whilst laughing at their misfortune. (turn to number 64)

b) Sagely stroke your chin and ponder how this could one day happen to you and make you want to enjoy these good times to the fullest. (turn to number 228)

c) Send them a conciliatory box of broken biscuits to try and comfort them (turn to number 666)

d) Ignore these now irrelevant failures because you're in the big time and no longer have any space in your life for these lower league losers. (turn to number 395)

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

Your former rival who were less than complementary to you when they came into some success has crashed and burned and is now seemingly falling into a spiral of despair and failure whilst your star has never been so high. Do you:

a) Gloat and dance a little jig whilst laughing at their misfortune. (turn to number 64)

b) Sagely stroke your chin and ponder how this could one day happen to you and make you want to enjoy these good times to the fullest. (turn to number 228)

c) Send them a conciliatory box of broken biscuits to try and comfort them (turn to number 666)

d) Ignore these now irrelevant failures because you're in the big time and no longer have any space in your life for these lower league losers. (turn to number 395)

All of the above.

Have you got an address you'd like the biscuits sent to?

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/house-lancaster-broken-biscuit-assortment-1.3kg/57245.html

 

[Garbo]

They have a nice stadium though?

 

[northstandmark]

They have a nice half empty stadium though?

Fixed
Although still getting a smidge more than we can fit in our current shed, sadly.

 

[redharry]

They have a nice stadium though?

rather have a good team.

 

[wallmth]

Reading and Swindon ... only Brighton unfortunately over achieving right now , for the trifecta of sh*t teams I hate, busily failing .

A and D.

 

[GrahamH]

Awww, I hope this was going to be about half man half biscuit.

 

[retro red]

I think we can safely say "the wagon wheels have come off"

 

[Monmouthred]

Your former rival who were less than complementary to you when they came into some success has crashed and burned and is now seemingly falling into a spiral of despair and failure whilst your star has never been so high. Do you:

a) Gloat and dance a little jig whilst laughing at their misfortune. (turn to number 64)

b) Sagely stroke your chin and ponder how this could one day happen to you and make you want to enjoy these good times to the fullest. (turn to number 228)

c) Send them a conciliatory box of broken biscuits to try and comfort them (turn to number 666)

d) Ignore these now irrelevant failures because you're in the big time and no longer have any space in your life for these lower league losers. (turn to number 395)

a and b

 

[Def_II_Royalz]

I am laughing out loud at this thread and disrupting the cats' 20 hours of sleep per day.

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

I am laughing out loud at this thread and disrupting the cats' 20 hours of sleep per day.

I can't imagine why.

 

[davidwhitehead]

Amazing what you can find on the internet these days.

 

[redharry]

They reckon Mark Hughes is one of the favourites for the job. it gets better by the day

 

[ErikthViking]

Oh, poor Reading

Where will we go for our big day out?

 

[DW313]

In a month of bad news and personal struggle this has brightened my day significantly. Thanks for starting this thread, @davidwhitehead

 

[BillMcgarrycherry]

We have Cookies.


They have Crumbles which are not too good when dunked in lower Divs!

 

[punkrockcherry]

We have Cookies.


They have Crumbles which are not too good when dunked in lower Divs!

Dunk plays for the Seaweed, Bill - not the Biscuits!!

And he tends to crumble whatever division he is in!!

 

[beds cherry]

I liked them even less when I heard about the changing their nickname because they couldn't handle the grief! Ah diddums....