NON: Wednesday fun day

[dj_silver]

I've just tried some Kangaroo beer ..... You can really taste the hops!

 

[EasternRed]

This makes sense

 

[afcb_rednblack]

I went to the chemist and asked the assistant “what’s the best thing for killing germs?”

“Ammonia cleaner” she replied.

“Oh sorry” I said “I thought you worked here”.

 

[Jim_AFCB]

Shakespeare walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of best.

"Sorry," said the landlord.. "We can't serve you"

"why not?!" asks William....

"Get out. You're Bard......" the landlord replied.

 

[afcb_rednblack]

I have an incredible talent in that I can guess what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

[afcb_rednblack]

Had a prostate check today.

Got the thumbs up.

 

[kens pound]

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.​