One for the plane spotters

Ryan (Fraser) Air.

You book four years in advance to go to Ibiza then four months before you go you get a phone call saying ‘enjoy your hotel, we won’t be flying you though we are off to Stockholm now, sorry!’
 
SolankeAir apparently, the flights cost the club a fortune and hence Tuesdays signing is off according to Al. To make matters worse the plane was aiming for Lisbon but ended up going horribly wide and landed in Porto instead.
 

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