Our Squad - Interchangeable Names...

MB1980

MB1980

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Amplified by the excitement of todays transfer business, my mind continues it's inevitable descent into utter chaos and degeneration. During which I clocked todays likely signings have somewhat common, interchangeable first and surnames.

Aaron Max
Scott Alex

Which lead me to think about the existing squad...:

Kelly Lloyd
Frederick Ryan
Brook David
Christie Ryan
Anthony Jaidon
Randolph Darren

Must be a record for us? Who cares I guess!

What a day. Time for a lie down in my padded cell and freshly pressed straight jacket..
 
Have we inadvertently uncovered one of life's big conspiracies?

I'm becoming increasingly nervous about that van hanging around outside my house...

If Neville Neville was to join our board, I feel my head woukd implode!
 
I have a mate who is obsessed with the idea we only sign players with two first names since the 15/16 season when he started to pay attention. He'll be delighted to know this thread exists.

Wilson Callum
Daniel(s) Charlie
Francis Simon
Fraser Ryan
Ritchie Matt
Murray Glenn
Wilson Marc
Jordan Corey
Lee Jordan

etc, etc, etc
 
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