Lord Snooty
Fans' Favourite
Well my chums the dreaded lockdown is gradually being lifted...and of course that means the old barbers are enticing us!
Those pandemic shagpiles, those Covid hair bushes need a trimming.
Shagpiles.
Bushes.
I’m getting aroused.
Back to original thoughts.
We all need a haircut pals.
None more so than our beloved Phil Bill.
He is bound to visit the hairdresser.
So with this in mind, and knowing Billers’ somewhat esoteric choice in hair styling, I think it only fair we offer our attacking midfielder some suggestions.
So here goes
A neater version of what he already has:
A sausage cut:
The Iain Duncan Smith:
The extreme Fletch Quiff:
I jolly well think he could pull all of the above off!
Those pandemic shagpiles, those Covid hair bushes need a trimming.
Shagpiles.
Bushes.
I’m getting aroused.
Back to original thoughts.
We all need a haircut pals.
None more so than our beloved Phil Bill.
He is bound to visit the hairdresser.
So with this in mind, and knowing Billers’ somewhat esoteric choice in hair styling, I think it only fair we offer our attacking midfielder some suggestions.
So here goes
A neater version of what he already has:
A sausage cut:
The Iain Duncan Smith:
The extreme Fletch Quiff:
I jolly well think he could pull all of the above off!