Serious question

Always assumed they’d been told they had big chips on their shoulders and they brushed them clear being too stupid to realise it was a metaphor…
 
A poacher had shot a deer on a large estate. As he carried it on his shoulder to his car he was apprehended by the gamekeeper and his 12bore. 'Poaching Lad, you're in big trouble' said the GK. 'Not me Sir' said the poacher. 'Well what's that on your shoulder then?' said the GK. The poacher makes a big thing of looking at his shoulder, shouts 'UUGH' and brushes the deer off with his hand.
 

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