The Never Ending Jukebox, track two.

Hurrah! The first semi-final of Eurovision is tomorrow. My favourite entry is Poland, which I've previously posted, but this runs it a close second:

 
Watching "Billions" last night (great show, highly recommended) and they played the episode off with this. I really struggled to remember who this was. "Early Michael Schenker" .... 1974, so it says. Look at that Flying V!! UFO.

 
Auntie Mary Had a Canary

Auntie Mary had a canary
Up the leg of her drawers
When she farted it departed
With a round of applause.

There’s got to be a terrace chant in here somewhere


 
We were taught,

Auntie Mary had a canary up the leg of her draws,
When she farted,
Down it darted,
Stuffed and ready to serve : )

To a different tune and another female relative,

Our Aunt Sally went sifting sand,
The cheeks of her **************** went, piff, pop, bang : )
 
Following a comment by Bill of "Who's Next" on the Bye Bye May thread, a bit of lateral thinking got me to this:


I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
 
Ken Baileys Ghost said:
Following a comment by Bill of "Who's Next" on the Bye Bye May thread, a bit of lateral thinking got me to this:


I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
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How much fun is this?
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GARYafCb said:
How much fun is this?
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Fallon can do some very funny/fine stuff. He was a musical guest at Billy Joel's 65th birthday concert and did a great version of the Lion Sleeps Tonight - crowd went crazy.
The last bit on the above video with Townsend is beyond funny.
Was scheduled to see The Who this Saturday but they got bumped to September because our local NBA team has reached the Finals (same venue).
 
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